Alas, earwax

"Shrek: Quick tell a lie!
Pinocchio: What should I say?
Donkey: Say something crazy… like you’re wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I’m wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: [silence]
Shrek: Are you?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends] .
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly are.
Pinocchio: I am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends]
Puss-in-Boots: What kind?
Gingerbread Man: IT’S A THONG!" Shrek 2. (via goodshoeswontsaveyou)

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some males are just so attractive

half-blood-princess:

thanks-herman:

half-blood-princess:

yes I’m looking at you Pauly D

WHAT. VINNY IS WHERE ITS AT

I LIKE VINNY TOO

Vinnnyy<3





The &#8220;The King&#8221; part made me laugh lolol.

The “The King” part made me laugh lolol.



XD

XD





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withlegslikethat:

-donthatemebecausei:

half-blood-princess:

theforestagain:

readthewritingonthewall:

tooyoungtoliveealie:

colourmepuurple:

iimpossiblypossible:

oh-ysabelle:

harrypotterdaily:

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